MIND FUCK

HE- "HEY NICE TO MEET YOU. YOU GOT A NUMBER?"
SHE- "SURE 777-9311"
HE- "AIIGHT, IM GONE HIT YOU UP"
*THAT NIGHT AFTER THE CLUB 2:20 A.M.*
*CELL PHONE RINGS*
HE- "WHAT UP?"
SHE- "WHO DIS?"
HE- "DUDE YOU JUST MET AT THE *** BAR"
SHE- *OBVIOUSLY DRUNK* "OH HEY WHAT UP?"
HE- "TRYIN TO SEE WHATS UP WIT U, WHERE U GOING?"
SHE- "SHIT, IM DRUNK AS HELL (BAD MOVE) IM GOING TO THEEEE CRIB!"
HE- "CAN I COME TO THE CRIB WIT U?"
SHE- *DRUNK, HORNY, DAMN* "OK"


AND SO THEY MEET...
NOW THIS HAPPENS MORE OFTEN THAT YOU THINK..
SHE ENDS UP TALKING WAY TOO MUCH TO HIM BECAUSE SHE IS DRUNK, HE FINDS A WAY TO GET HER COMFORTABLE. HE GETS THE PUSSY AND THATS THE END OF THAT.


NOW A FEW DAYS LATER.... SHE WILL CALL..
SHE- "HEY WHATS UP"
HE- "WHO IS THIS?"
SHE- *WTF* "THIS IS *** FROM LAST WEEKEND"
HE- "OHHHH, WHATS UP , AYE SHAWTY CAN I HIT U BACK?"
SHE- "OH, SURE"


HE WILL CALL BACK....
BUT ..

HE WILL CALL BACK ... TWO WEEKS LATER ON A FRIDAY OR SATURDAY NIGHT
2:20 A.M.
HE- "WHAT UP?"
SHE- *DRUNK AGAIN* "HEY WHAT UP.. WHERE U AT?"
HE- "TRYIN TO BE WHERE U AT?"
SHE- "OH THATS WHATS UP"


AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES...

YOU CAN DEVELOP 5 OF THESE KINDS OF RELATIONSHIPS SO EASY.
HEADED NO WHERE.

THAT'S THE REASON I RECENTLY CHANGED MY NUMBER.
AND DROPPED ALL MY BOOTYCALLS.

SHIT GETS OLD AFTER A WHILE.